29 March 2011

Where's the Money in Myanmar?

Where's the Money in Myanmar?: "Last year the first of a planned series of annual tournaments to celebrate the life of Campomanes was held in the Philippines. These are supposed to be hosted by all 10 of ASEAN's member nations. To make the whole thing happen, no less than FIDE boss Kirsan Ilyumzhinov sponsored the series to a tune of US$1 million. Therefore, that's roughly $100,000 for each event. Thanks to a tipster, I've now just seen the details of the next Campo Memorial which is scheduled to take place in Myanmar from 5 - 11 July later this year. To my surprise, the prizes on offer there will be nowhere near the much-touted one hundred grand. It is just $10,000! Here's the section on prize fund that appears in the tournament presser:
4. Prize Fund (US$ 10,000) Open: 1st US$ 3,000; 2nd US$ 1,600; 3rd US$ 1,200; 4th US$ 1,000; 5th US$ 700; 6th US$ 500; 7th & 8th US$ 300 each; 9th & 10th US$ 200 each. Best Myanmar Players: 1st US$ 500; 2nd US$ 300; 3rd US$ 200. Best Women Players and Best Junior Players (U-18, U-14, U-10) prizes are also awarded. All the prize winners will get the special prizes (Quantum Shields, Quantum Pendants, Quantum Flasks and Quantum Bracelets awarded by Fusionexcel International). Information on these health products is available at www.fusionexcel.com. Remark: The prize fund is guaranteed-minimum amount. It may be increased and the final one shall be announced before the start of Round 3. Prize money shall be shared equally among the tied-players.
Compared to the inaugural event, which did offer prizes totaling $100k, this Myanmar edition looks to be no better than a large weekender. Which makes me wonder if it's even a legit tournament! Who knows what might have happened to the vast chunk of Kirsan's largesse. But whatever the reason, the shortfall is perhaps why the Myanmar tournament has had to seek sponsorship from some outfit called 'Fusion Excel International', apparently the world's largest purveyors of 'scalar energy'! Maybe you'd like a quantum pendant? It 'promotes positive flow of energy and helps to maintain energy balance.' As my tipster said, 'New Age Fruitloopery'.
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